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The Gym was so crowded today I had to skip my workout. Fortunately, the line at KFC was shorter than usual. Already in Love with New Year's resolution
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01-04-2018 06:27
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I'm going to invent the Facebook Status Flipbook. An animated screen capture collection. Met a new guy (flip), it's only been a week but I Love him (flip), week 2 and I hate him (flip), deleting Facebook (flip), I Love him again.
I Love You like HELL!!! Its just that I don't want to DIE ;)
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06-06-2010 06:00
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Neighbor - n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
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10-09-2013 05:10
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Does God love poor people more than rich people? to put it differently, Does God love lazy ass bums more than hardworking folks?
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02-16-2013 04:40
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Contrary to popular belief, cats actually love water. You just have to set them on fire first.
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09-20-2014 12:41 by Baddie
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ALL UR LIES you SAID, ' I love U' WAS MY FAVOURITE
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10-26-2010 09:42
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My girlfriend loves it when I talk dirty to her during sex. I'm pissed off at her though, so tonight when we make love I'm going to tell her how beautiful she is.
Some of you are funny,some poetic,some angry,some horny,some drunk,some in love,some lonely,some crazy,some too-good-to-be-true. I <3 you all.
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02-11-2014 13:12
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X says Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not damn a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
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11-01-2014 23:00 by BEGO
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We've got to give a little love, have a little hope, make this world a little better.!
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12-29-2010 15:36 by Mallory.
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I can't wait for tomorrow when Trump will officially be president again. Love to see those libs cry.
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03-03-2021 17:25
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My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL."
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10-08-2011 02:11 by ambii
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Don't just love me, be in love with me & show me true happiness; after all, we've got to make it worth the forthcoming heartbreak.
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10-20-2012 05:53
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Sometimes the best people to spill your heart to are total strangers. I love you guys.
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07-17-2012 15:36
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"You love to laugh?? Wow, how unique!" said no one, ever...
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08-22-2012 21:47
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Husband during anniversary dinner, "I love you so much, let's go do it in the alley. I'll give you $30."
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05-13-2012 02:22 by Baddie
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I have had enough, I am not here for your pleasure any longer, you encourage me to turn you on, just so you can heat me up for a few minutes. So it is over..you are being shut down,,unplugged, concider your fuse blown... God I love turning off the furnace
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04-11-2011 16:10 by t wilson
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Consultants know 243 ways to make love and know no member of the opposite sex
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01-15-2015 06:49
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Went from fallin' in love to drunk and fallin' apart
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03-14-2015 14:03
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