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   messageicon Laptop speakers... too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 00:03 by ambii Comments (0)  

   messageicon A sense of humor is a man's cleavage
←Rate | 06-22-2013 21:26 by Ambii Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friends who buy you food are friends for life.!!
←Rate | 07-03-2013 01:16 by Ambii Comments (0)  

   messageicon Global Warming!! Who cares if my Grand kids won' t see a Polar bear???. ... . . . . I didn' t see Dinosaurs either.. !!
←Rate | 10-01-2011 01:34 by ambii Comments (0)  

   messageicon The IDEAL guy does not smoke,,does not drink,,does not flirt with other girls,,does not lie,,does not cheat,,...and finally does "NOT EXIST".
←Rate | 08-22-2011 22:46 by ambii Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL."
←Rate | 10-08-2011 02:11 by ambii Comments (0)  


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