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   messageicon Advice for the Day: Relationships are like farting, if you push too hard, things could get messy real fast
←Rate | 03-17-2011 17:29 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always call out my boyfriend's name during sex..... Just to make sure he's not around.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 15:52 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that if I were to become a cannibal, I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony
←Rate | 03-17-2011 16:09 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women burn an average of 27 calories during an orgasm, Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories! So Ladies, thank your partner for helping you workout!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 17:36 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Advice of the day for women: Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old… as long as you buy him a few drinks first. ;)
←Rate | 03-17-2011 16:00 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are not looking to get pregnant, the pill is the second best thing a girl can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy
←Rate | 03-17-2011 17:30 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Food for thought Guys: If you teabag someone that is allergic to nuts, is that considered attempted murder
←Rate | 03-17-2011 15:55 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon So technically you are not supposed to EAT meat on Fridays but is it okay to just swallow it?
←Rate | 03-17-2011 15:55 by solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon time to take out the vibrator. Need my neck and shoulders to start feeling better. What did you think I was going to use it for?
←Rate | 03-17-2011 17:32 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon As I took it to my lips to taste, my mouth was suddenly overflowing with a creamy filling, my tongue licking as much as I could as fast as I could… God, I love cream donuts
←Rate | 03-17-2011 16:02 by Solo Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Lysol commercial just told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. I think this is gonna burn. Makes you wonder... can nipples burn from disinfectant?
←Rate | 03-17-2011 16:04 by Solo Comments (0)  


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