love Funny Status Messages

   love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones

   any shirt can be a dress when your dad doesn't love you.

   I love photos because they never change EVEN when the person in it changes.

   Some people act like they love me and I act like I love them too.

   Ladies, want to test your man's love and devotion? Need to know if your man is commited to you're relationship? Ask him to add a line on his Cell Phone account...nothing says love and commitment like a 2 year contract! ;-)

   Right all wrongs. Settle everything with love and understanding.

   Falling in love on the internet is a lot like running on a treadmill for an hour and expecting to be ANYWHERE else!

   Look me in the lazy eye and tell me you love me. Other eye.

   Can't decide what to get my lover for Valentine's. Like, do I buy it a new case, get it serviced or just constantly tell my phone I love it?

   Love means never having to say you're happy.

   Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.

   Trump In 1776: Women love me because they'll be hung by a rope in the town square if they declare otherwise.

   Love is often thought of as an emotion that takes time to develop. In reality, love is just a seed that gets planted. It grows when nourished. Fortunately in my case, my seed is a microwave popcorn seed ...

   Having sex with someone who doesn't love you is like having sex with a cactus; it will leave you hurt and devastated.

   I LOVE beating women..... to the door so I can hold it open for them

   don't pee on me and tell me it's raining... pee on me and tell me you love me.

   Swallow my babies so I know your love is real.

   RELATIONSHIP TIP: You have to love yourself before you can expect anyone else to love you. Becoming happy with who you are and acknowledging your flaws.

   I just saw a commercial that said, "Spend less time cleaning your toilet and have more time for the things you love to do." ... Yeah, like because I spend so much time cleaning my toilet that by the time I'm finished the whole day is over.

   Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop