Funny Status Message #113441

X says love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones
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# 35549 You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least Crappy option. Example: We're eating at The Olive Garden.
# 29744 People who win the lottery always say something like, "I never imagined it would happen to me." Bullshi*t, everyone imagines winning the lottery!
# 141855 If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."

←Rate | 10-07-2012 00:52 by Eddy

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