Funny Status Message #35549

X says You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least Crappy option. Example: We're eating at The Olive Garden.
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←Rate | 10-31-2010 11:28 by Master Weeg | Tags: Approved

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Monday November 1, 2010 @ 08:17 AM

Curtesy of "shit my dad sais" such a funny man

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