Monday Funny Status Messages

   Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye.

   Life is a b!tch, and Monday's its son..

   Monday,.. that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!

   pissed...I started off with a manic Monday, but decided to have a funday instead...but then someone stole the 'n' outta my funday and it's just been a f.u.day!

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   Alright Monday what kind of bullsh*t you got for me this time.

   Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

   The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

   The one good thing about Monday morning, It's the farthest from next Monday you're going to be.

   monday is a perfect day for my taxes to go up. Thanks Nancy!

   it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW!

   Hi, it's me, Monday. I'm here to slap that silly grin off your stupid little pointed face.

   Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president

   Monday mornings: I am learning to trust the journey, wait a sec...where is my freaking coffee?!?!

   i woke up on the right side of the dirt this morning and for that I am thankful. now as I dont watch the morning news I will stay happy. Happy Monday to all my frienemys

   Bacon is natures way of making up for Monday mornings.

   Jury duty on Monday...That in itself is a joke.