snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow

   Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.

   Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment

   The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.

   Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.

   I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..

   Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold

   Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.

   He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?

   After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.

   Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.

   people talk about working on their "summer body" but I've been working on my winter body for years

   Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.

   People act like they've never seen winter before. It happens every f'n year, ya know?

   Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!" Looks like Ground Hog season is starting early this year.. Lock and load!

   Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl

   DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.

   Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.

   The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!

   Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....