nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?

   tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football

   Payroll for 53 over-hyped players: $168 Million, Big a$$ stadium: $1.6 Billion, Getting the Superbowl to that stadium: $100 million Everybody knowing that you spent all that money and your team STILL sucks: Priceless : D

   Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!

   hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.

   Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...

   Some watch football for the game. Some watch it so the commercials will let them know what questions to ask their doctor.

   Men at 20 play football, at 40 tennis, at 60 golf. Notice as they get older their balls get smaller.

   High School In 5 Words: Wore helmet. Didn't play football.

   Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.

   Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.

   At this stage of the football season, all I care about is #s and food.

   The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!

   If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.

   Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?

   Judging by the empty seats at Dolphin's games, football is doomed in Miami. Time to realize it's soccer and thug roundball city down there. Will the last American to leave Miami please bring the goalposts?

   So the Packers beat the Eagles. They might beat the Falcons. Then possibly the Seahawks and then meet the Ravens in the SuperBowl... Wow! All those teams would be in a Fowl mood !

   Date a girl who watches football with you and lets you grab her ass during commercials.

   can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!

   I suggest the Jets put Tim Tebow at cornerback to replace Darrell Revis. Nobody can keep the football away from receivers like he can.