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if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.
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11-28-2014 17:03 by pipo
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Sometimes I need to recheck my facebook account to remember what I did this past weekend.
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05-30-2011 16:50 by ff1241
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I go to the liquor store and stock up for hurricanes almost every other weekend.
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08-24-2011 16:50 by Aaron
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Begining to question my plans to go boating with Robert Wagner this weekend.
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11-18-2011 17:19
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I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...
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11-27-2013 14:12 by ~heZz~
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"Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
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03-08-2017 09:49 by bob
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I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
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06-29-2012 13:58
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From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".
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04-13-2012 13:11 by lkmalee
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Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving all his clocks forward.
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03-17-2010 11:39
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Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on Hang on..... Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
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01-30-2020 06:54
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Nothing says love like, "I'm busy this weekend but I'll call you Wednesday."
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03-06-2012 18:14
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#1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!

It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
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12-13-2013 11:29
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if I stand on my tip-toes, I can see the weekend from here!
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11-11-2009 00:34
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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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08-24-2009 12:33 by CMJ
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Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!
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01-13-2012 10:50 by Gza
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Goodbye Memorial Day weekend. Like a fifth of Vodka and a handful of prescription painkillers you made Monday more bearable......

's Words of Wisdom: Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend!
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05-11-2010 10:05
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instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .
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05-16-2011 22:26
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Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..
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