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We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!
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08-13-2010 17:22
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I have found that if you love life... life will love you back
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12-12-2009 01:03 by Mike
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Love is in the air...and i'm wearing a gas mask.
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07-17-2011 03:06
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Romney or Obama....Romney or Obama. I'm just now getting the chance to vote. I LOVE living in Florida.
Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed.
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01-02-2013 13:52 by J.Dawg
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Attention womanizer! Myspace is the best place to hide your secret from your love ones!
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09-13-2011 07:37
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Some mistakes only a mother can love.
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01-04-2013 11:55
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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03-06-2012 22:12
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I love you all and I am so glad I found you. (me talking to a bag of peanut M & M's I forgot I had
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05-27-2013 14:23 by snotty
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i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet
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07-07-2011 21:10 by bumpz
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Don't care about Beetles...But yes, LOVE every Beatles song! P.S. learn to spell before you try to Dish someone...
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02-07-2014 09:41
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian lock eyes... "I love you" Kanye whispers as he sees his own reflection in Kim's eyes.
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07-27-2014 12:44
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For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)
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11-03-2011 17:01 by XXX
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she doesn't love the way you lie.
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04-01-2012 14:30
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As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered.
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08-13-2012 04:08
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Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her
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08-15-2011 05:25
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Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.
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11-30-2012 00:44 by BEGO
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What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull
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10-13-2010 21:54 by BEGO
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There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence
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01-17-2010 21:30
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