love Funny Status Messages

   If he looks unhappy, make him bacon, rub his belly, and break out the rubber toys. Dogs love that $h!t.

   Love means never having to say you're sorry. But only if the relationship you're in is imaginary.

   I love you and you ignore me, I ignore you and you love me.

   he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him

   I would love to meet "Wasn't me" and "I didn't do it". They need to be grounded or spanked for causing a lot of trouble here.

   God must love stupid people. He made so many.

   I know what love is..Thats like someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a damn cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.

   I love when girls say "i don't mind" as if anyone cares...

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

   I love sitting with her at night, holding hands, imagining life without her.

   I love you so much I'll eat this pizza to prove it.

   From the moment I saw you, I wanted 2 be inside You, The way you smell, The way your tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....Gotta love new sneakers.

   I'd love to give whoever designed the iPhone 5 a car that refills quickly at the pump but only goes 10 miles before needing another refill

   ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious

   I love intelligent women with high I.Q.s, but man it sure makes keeping track f the lies a pain in the ass..!

   Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth.

   I love lesbians... Only when they let me

   I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!

   I know he's not good for me. I think I love him. -women

   [on a first date]... Me: So do you like puppies?... Her: Oh I love them... Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies... Waiter: Excellent choice, sir