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If he looks unhappy, make him bacon, rub his belly, and break out the rubber toys. Dogs love that $h!t.
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06-04-2014 04:12
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Love means never having to say you're sorry. But only if the relationship you're in is imaginary.
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12-09-2013 08:06
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I love you and you ignore me, I ignore you and you love me.
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01-01-2014 14:02
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he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him
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02-14-2012 10:18
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I would love to meet "Wasn't me" and "I didn't do it". They need to be grounded or spanked for causing a lot of trouble here.
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
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11-12-2011 12:19 by CJ
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I love when girls say "i don't mind" as if anyone cares...
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03-24-2011 15:34
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I know what love is..Thats like someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a damn cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.
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06-30-2011 23:56 by BEGO
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Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.
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06-29-2010 21:47 by SAM RABEE
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I love sitting with her at night, holding hands, imagining life without her.
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10-24-2012 14:26
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I love you so much I'll eat this pizza to prove it.
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05-28-2013 03:05
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From the moment I saw you, I wanted 2 be inside You, The way you smell, The way your tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....Gotta love new sneakers.
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06-21-2013 10:22
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I'd love to give whoever designed the iPhone 5 a car that refills quickly at the pump but only goes 10 miles before needing another refill
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07-16-2013 18:12
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious
I love intelligent women with high I.Q.s, but man it sure makes keeping track f the lies a pain in the ass..!
Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth.
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11-08-2014 05:48 by Baddie
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I love lesbians... Only when they let me
I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!
I know he's not good for me. I think I love him. -women
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09-17-2013 02:31
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[on a first date]... Me: So do you like puppies?... Her: Oh I love them... Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies... Waiter: Excellent choice, sir
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04-30-2015 02:37 by snotty
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