nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!

   If all he thinks about is sex, turn on a football game. Now he's thinking about football... And sex...

   ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.

   Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

   this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012

   Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?

   - Almost 3 hours of football played and Rob Green is still our top scorer.

   Women that watch football are the real MVP.

   Madonna picked to sing at superbowl halftime, cause if its one thing guys like is an old woman singing lame songs they hated the first time they heard them 30 years ago

   Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.

   The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!

   Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....

   Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---

   Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.

   supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.

   A Priest a Rabbi and a Penn State Football Coach walk into a bar....

   Seattle vs Denver..Washington St vs Colorado...marijuana SuperBOWL..

   Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football.

   The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.

   [tears open envelope] It's here! It's *really* here! The expressed written consent of the National Football League!