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I wish I loved anything as much as people in yogurt commercials love eating yogurt.
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08-10-2012 08:50 by flinnie
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Dad please dont mess my hair up and say 'love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now
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05-10-2014 10:28
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I love your enthusiasm, so I’m going to loosen your restraints.
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06-06-2018 01:14
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I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.
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10-14-2010 16:23 by Bill
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The gym was so crowded today I had to skip my workout. Fortunately the line at Dunkin Donuts was shorter than usual. I love New Year's resolutions...
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01-03-2011 01:12 by boom
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I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.
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07-20-2014 20:18
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When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.
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Hey,, adorable couples who constantly profess your love for each other via my news feed,,, learn how to text.
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03-31-2012 06:19 by snotty
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HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !
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05-24-2012 12:00 by snotty
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I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.
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11-09-2011 01:51
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Love doesn’t walk away, people do.
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04-26-2013 21:31 by BEGO
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Wife says to husband: "u make love like you decorate." Husband: "How, very slow and like a professional?" Wife:" Nope, I always have to finish the job myself."
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12-18-2010 11:59 by Bijoux
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Fact: the domestic Cat remains the only species that's trained humans to clean up poop in exchange for conditional love.
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01-19-2012 07:13 by flinnie
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A guy hears his wife's voice from the kitchen, "What would you like for dinner my love? chicken, beef or lamb?" He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." she yells back, "You're having soup you jerk! I was talking to the cat!"
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The only person I'd ever take love advice from is that French candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.
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I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools.
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09-24-2013 22:16 by snotty
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I'm seeing alot of couple getting joint facebook accounts and call them for example "JohnandJaneDoe". Ah, nothing says love like I don't trust you to have your own facbeook page. So, lets get one together so we can keep tabs on each other Dear.
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12-01-2010 12:41
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If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang
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04-11-2012 06:50 by snotty
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to walk away from, and some I would love to punch in the face
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03-18-2011 08:20
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Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love.
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