love Funny Status Messages

   I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

   I love getting all these "you are soo funny"!" You make me laugh so much!!" Yeah well I can make you moan also status king blah

   Rich white folks sure do love giving other rich white folks awards.

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.

   I love wanking in the shower but I've been told that if I do it again, they're gonna revoke my gym membership.

   "We Found Love in a Swollen Face" by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown

   "I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."

   "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....

   YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos

   I do because I can. I will because I am able. I give because I've been given. Just a few reasons I love to 69. ;)

   I would love to agree with you, but there is no point in both of us being wrong.

   How much for the love drug? Sir, that's chloroform

   I love your eyes, but I love mine more...because without them, I won't see yours.

   Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.

   I love "me" so much, my Dr gave me a nice jacket that helps me hug myself!

   I hate when I accidentally get married and have 11 children with a woman then realize I dont love her anymore and leave her for my secretary

   I would love to see everything, anyone has ever written to me, but backspaced before sending.

   One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug someone you love and they pepper spray you.

   I would love to put a smile on your face..and I will be using construction paper and a stapler.

   I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.