love Funny Status Messages

   I love how people always say they hate drama, yet they're constantly posting their drama on Facebook!

   I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...

   Women's Ass Sie Study..30% of women think their ass is too fat..10% of women think their ass is too skinny..The reminaing 60% say they dont care,they love him,he's a good man & they wouldn"t trade him for the world!

   just made love to Luisa Gronqvist in the middle of the street.

   The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?

   I love to run my finger up the outline of a womans camel toe.

   Would love to grab one of those San Fran NFC Championship T-shirts before they're shipped to Uganda.

   I love "me" so much, my Dr gave me a nice jacket that helps me hug myself!

   I would love to see Flo @ Progressive hook up with Mayhem @ Allstate. Their kids would be bright, shiny, bundles of conniving, deceptive, destructive energy!

   I love "words with friends" so much I wish they would make it a board game.

   Fact: the domestic Cat remains the only species that's trained humans to clean up poop in exchange for conditional love.

   if I had a penny that fell from above everytime I fell in love...i'll be rolling in my money, everyday would be sunny and i'll be looking forward to my next break up

   I love American Idol. Except for the judges, the singers, and Ryan Seacrest.

   Wait, it's "let it go"? I thought it was, "If you love something, drop it off a building." Boy, have I been doing that wrong.

   I love it when people see me reach for something on the floor and keep missing it like a moron. I quickly tell them I'm working on my aerobics exercises....

   Fuzzy, shaved, hairy, landing strip, brazilian, I love them all..

   Kids don't like meatloaf…but add some candles kids love meat cake….

   "I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."

   I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.

   Paula Deen selling Diabetes Drugs is like Courtney Love selling methadone.