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The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?
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01-23-2012 15:45
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I love to run my finger up the outline of a womans camel toe.
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01-23-2012 12:17
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Would love to grab one of those San Fran NFC Championship T-shirts before they're shipped to Uganda.
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01-23-2012 11:38
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I love "me" so much, my Dr gave me a nice jacket that helps me hug myself!
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01-21-2012 22:46 by BEGO
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I would love to see Flo @ Progressive hook up with Mayhem @ Allstate. Their kids would be bright, shiny, bundles of conniving, deceptive, destructive energy!
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01-19-2012 23:13 by Daveb1191
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I love "words with friends" so much I wish they would make it a board game.
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01-19-2012 20:54 by MikeM
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Fact: the domestic Cat remains the only species that's trained humans to clean up poop in exchange for conditional love.
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01-19-2012 07:13 by flinnie
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if I had a penny that fell from above everytime I fell in love...i'll be rolling in my money, everyday would be sunny and i'll be looking forward to my next break up
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01-19-2012 00:58
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I love American Idol. Except for the judges, the singers, and Ryan Seacrest.
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01-18-2012 20:55 by MTQ
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Wait, it's "let it go"? I thought it was, "If you love something, drop it off a building." Boy, have I been doing that wrong.

I love it when people see me reach for something on the floor and keep missing it like a moron. I quickly tell them I'm working on my aerobics exercises....
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01-17-2012 20:21
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Fuzzy, shaved, hairy, landing strip, brazilian, I love them all..
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01-17-2012 13:38
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Kids don't like meatloaf…but add some candles kids love meat cake….

"I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."

I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
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01-14-2012 00:03 by fadolo
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Paula Deen selling Diabetes Drugs is like Courtney Love selling methadone.

I love reading Facebook drama, people go so hard behind that keyboard!
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01-12-2012 21:45 by BEGO
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When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.
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01-12-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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I hate it when I wake up from drinking and I have "I love c0ck" written on my forehead. Especially when I've been drinking at home alone.
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01-12-2012 14:17
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Tebow? And are you in love with him? Cuz you sure talk about him alot...
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01-11-2012 12:59
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