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I asked my Heart why can't I sleep at night? IT replied: Cos you already slept your arse off at work. . Don't act like you're in Love jackasss. . :|

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.
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01-30-2012 20:49 by fadolo
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I Like my Job on my day's off, I LOVE my job on paydays!
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01-30-2012 16:31 by Missy
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Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not.
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01-30-2012 12:31 by Vinesh
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Life is short, we only get to live it once, so live and love and give it all you got!!
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01-29-2012 21:29 by Mallory
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One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug someone you love and they pepper spray you.
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01-29-2012 15:11 by Reznor
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I love when my friends tell me they have 3 or 4 days off from work. Then want to make plans to go out and expect me to pay the bill because their check sucked. Well maybe your a$$ should of went to work instead of bragging about being off.

I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone
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01-29-2012 14:09 by L
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The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful.
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01-29-2012 10:01 by Dopey 420
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to love or not to love....theres no question :-)

I love tattoos- every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh were my balls currently hang. You can't tell me that's not going to be a beautiful work of art when it's finished.

I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!

My girlfriend wants something with lots of diamonds for Valentine's Day. She is going to love this deck of cards!
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01-27-2012 17:00 by Reznor
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Wishes my lovehandles would love somebody else!
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01-27-2012 13:45
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Its amazing how many bad decisions can be justified or explained away by just saying, "I was drunk" or "I was in love"

I love making people laugh. I just hate it when it happens when I get out of the shower and It's my wife. LOL!
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01-25-2012 13:53 by djdan
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I love how people always say they hate drama, yet they're constantly posting their drama on Facebook!
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01-25-2012 02:01 by Tsparks
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I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...

Women's Ass Sie Study..30% of women think their ass is too fat..10% of women think their ass is too skinny..The reminaing 60% say they dont care,they love him,he's a good man & they wouldn"t trade him for the world!
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01-24-2012 07:28
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just made love to Luisa Gronqvist in the middle of the street.
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01-23-2012 16:21 by Marco
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