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   messageicon just tried on my first magnum condom, it looked like a tube sock hangin off a door knob
←Rate | 01-31-2012 19:59 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon jus saw a midget pushin a shopping cart.. every item they put in their basket was a slam dunk
←Rate | 02-16-2012 09:52 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear HBO, thanks so much for the porn every night, sincerely, kids everywhere
←Rate | 02-01-2012 10:05 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon girlscouts suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I'm not any thinner
←Rate | 02-04-2012 21:25 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont bite the hand that feeds you, its true, just had an incident at McDonalds and the stupid cashier filed charges
←Rate | 02-02-2012 12:58 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sssshhhh....you had me at McDouble..
←Rate | 06-19-2012 16:24 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon at my high school career day, they demonstrated which cardboard "will work for...." signs were most effective
←Rate | 02-04-2012 11:53 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got my girlfriend her valentines day gift.. shes gonna love her "tube of boob lube"
←Rate | 01-31-2012 20:02 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon bums would prob do better recyclin their shoppin carts instead of cans
←Rate | 02-18-2012 20:45 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon someone asked me to be a god parent...i think I would be more like a OMG parent
←Rate | 01-31-2012 19:47 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon straddling the bowling ball return, pretending I'm laying eggs
←Rate | 02-16-2012 09:11 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheerios jus came out with hoplessios for emo kids
←Rate | 02-04-2012 11:48 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon just huffed a can of spray cheese, now I'm full... and stoned
←Rate | 01-31-2012 21:28 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to fist-bump with a 'i got ur nose' fist
←Rate | 02-01-2012 13:30 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon be careful when threat textin, jus told someone who owed me money I was gonna eat their ass if I didnt get it back
←Rate | 02-05-2012 06:11 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon to my cheating ass friend...message me, cuz I'm friends with your wife too
←Rate | 02-04-2012 19:41 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon people are so stupid now a days....I am now describing myself as having uncommon sense
←Rate | 06-19-2012 00:59 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon You only think I'm engaged in ur pathetic life story, om really wondering if monkey nipp!es get hard when theyre cold
←Rate | 02-02-2012 23:01 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon uh...to the person who asked for the alibi...your on your own pal...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 19:36 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't have at(tit)ude without the tit
←Rate | 02-27-2012 21:10 by Tazor Comments (0)  


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