love Funny Status Messages

   What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie.

   The greatest love of all, is the 8ball I've got in me...

   I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!

   "I warned her.." -courtney love

   2 entirely different phrases; each have 3 words and 8 letters: “I Love You!” vs. “Go To Hell!”

   If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.

   The only person I'd ever take love advice from is that French candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

   RELATIONSHIP TIP: You have to love yourself before you can expect anyone else to love you. Becoming happy with who you are and acknowledging your flaws.

   Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages.

   The only "b" word you should call a girl is beautiful. B**ches love to be called beautiful.

   I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut.

   People who say, “I am a lover NOT a fighter” are full of bullsh!t. If you love something, you WILL fight for it.

   Teacher: If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him, what virtue will I be showing? Student: Brotherly love!

   I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did.

   I LOVE rumors! they tell me things about myself that I never even knew!

   There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...

   All of a sudden I love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.

   i can show my love to her everyday <3 valentines day is just another day :-)

   MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

   Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days!