love Funny Status Messages

   It cost me $0 to cut you off and believe me, I love free stuff...

   Changing my name to ‘free unlimited high-speed wifi’ so everyone will love me.

   Whenever Kids Says Mummy I Love, Just Say Start Talking Because They Need Something

   I fell in love with a female electrician. …She was a real live wire and I took her ohm with me.

   I use to think that wearing masks was so ridiculous and lame. Now that I've seen him wear one, I love masks and I can get enough of them.

   Dogs are like unruly kids. The people who live with them love 'em. But they annoy the heII out of the rest of us.

   A Girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again n they were abt 2 fall in Love so I deleted d post.

   And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

   I love reading books that are based on real events but spiced up with a little fiction to keep your interest, kinda like people's Facebook posts.

   Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"

   We have so much in common. You love to travel and I want you to go

   *Love in the time of coronavirus* Hey baby, want to go back to my place and play find the paper cut with the hand sanitizer?

   What do you do if you are an atheist and your stuck behind a car that has a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumber sticker?

   hey punk below, you love winning then get the helll out of here

   Still haven't used a package of Willow brand toilet paper I scored as I just love the name Willow, thats like Wilson but softer, longer-lasting, more essential.

   Anyone else feel the love in here?

   April Fools Day is a good day to confess your love to your crush. That way you can save face and say "April Fools!" if they reject you.

   I Love octopus. Tried to cook one the other night and took me 5 hours. The sucker kept turning off the gas.

   Literal Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you Swiss? I'd love to check out your holes.

   I love that ordering delivery now feels like helping the country & rebuilding the economy whereas before it just felt lazy & financially irresponsible. #WednesdayThoughts #SaferAtHome