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   messageicon The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look
←Rate | 04-17-2020 05:59 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember me in your Prayers like you do in your Gossips.
←Rate | 09-12-2018 06:28 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear problems..plz gimme a discount..I'm your regular customer
←Rate | 08-27-2018 12:31 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere out there, is an English teacher waiting 4 school to reopen so that she can give students an essay topic how I spend my lockdown
←Rate | 05-11-2020 07:05 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world changed in 1 month 4rm Feb 14 : "Will you be my valentine?" to Mar 14 : "Will you be my quarantine?
←Rate | 03-16-2020 11:29 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on
←Rate | 08-23-2018 09:35 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 wks in lockdown widout sugar n aerated drinks.no dairy, bakery items or caffeine! I feel great! No alcohol, fried items 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 Kgs & gained muscle mass!! no idea whose status this was but I decided to copy
←Rate | 04-13-2020 07:00 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The buttons on my jeans have started Social Distancing from each other.
←Rate | 03-29-2020 13:09 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after sum1 had blown on it..Good times
←Rate | 05-10-2020 15:06 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Tummy, do I have tell you separately.its a lockdown. Stay in
←Rate | 04-13-2020 07:01 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once this corona tension is over....will take 7 days break and rest at home.
←Rate | 03-27-2020 13:38 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again n they were abt 2 fall in Love so I deleted d post.
←Rate | 06-26-2020 13:10 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday, accompanied my wife to the Louis Vuitton showroom and was shocked to find that..My salary was printed on a shoe !!
←Rate | 08-23-2018 03:07 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol can cause Depression..Particularly, when you run out of it
←Rate | 05-06-2020 12:01 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wats d difference between Las Vegas n Wuhan..wat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
←Rate | 05-28-2020 10:10 by raman911 Comments (0)  



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