love Funny Status Messages

   I love the stick figure family's on your car windows they let me know how many garbage bags to bring to the murder.

   I love when my husband plays terrorist, he knocks down my walls

   I love it when a girl tell me she is not a slut and then 2-hours latter I've got her feet behind her ears while screaming my name.

   I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious!

   I texted my girlfriend "I love you" and she texted back "I love you more. When I went to respond I made a typo and sent "I love you moist"....I figured why correct it, it's true too.

   I would hurt the people that I love for a taco right now.

   Oh for god sake, just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.

   I really love my new tattoo. "No pain, no g"

   love The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed

   How to win his love: 1. hold your own hair. 2. tell him he's big. 3. make him laugh at you. 4. be quiet.

   I'm just a boy. In love with a girl. Standing here quietly. Behind your shower curtain. Watching.

   You know its true love when she makes you wanna stop deleting your browser history.

   In the absence of peace & love, we teach war & hate as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve.

   I didn't know what love meant... until I looked it up in the dictionary

   Trust gets you killed. Love gets you hurt. Being real gets you hated.

   People don't love you just for who you are, but how you make them feel.

   Anger occasionally makes me have a sh!tty day. Love occasionally makes me have a sh!tty 3 years.

   Tell her you love her hair, her eyes, the way she wrinkles her nose...and get laid this weekend.

   If you can't be with the one you love, throw yourself into oncoming traffic

   I was asked how I can be happy when those I love suffer. They need my light during those times not my darkness. I burn brighter FOR them.