love Funny Status Messages

   When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology.

   There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back knocking on your door with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.

   Just because someone says, I love you, doesn't automatically mean they love just you.

   I prefer to drink in the comfort of my own home where I can yell and scream at the ones I love in peace and quiet.

   If Couples That Are In Love Are Called "Love Birds", Then Couples Who Are Always Fighting And Arguing Should Be Called "Angry Birds"

   We were bored and pretended it was love.

   I may not be the guy you're looking for or the guy who you think you would fall in love with, but I deserve a chance to prove you wrong dammit!

   If you love someone, screw their brains out on a daily basis, and letting them go will never become an issue.

   I love being a father. Children start off as little bundles of joy and eventually grown up to be great at getting you a beer.

   Ladies; Love is giving him the remote...to your vibrator.

   I love how perfect you aren't.

   love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones

   I turn every sexual experience into a love try angle.

   If you don't feel the love on Facebook then you're stalking the wrong people.

   there are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who love beer and idoits...

   This b itch that started the whole "You can't hurry love" bullsh-it obviously gave terrible blow jobs.

   Our love making is great but it's the talking, cuddling and intimacy I enjoy the most…..ok, she's gone. It's really the sex!!

   When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.

   Love is such a strong word But then again, so is C*NT