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I may not be the guy you're looking for or the guy who you think you would fall in love with, but I deserve a chance to prove you wrong dammit!
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10-09-2012 13:36
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If you love someone, screw their brains out on a daily basis, and letting them go will never become an issue.
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10-08-2012 13:12
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I love being a father. Children start off as little bundles of joy and eventually grown up to be great at getting you a beer.
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10-07-2012 11:04 by Baddie
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Ladies; Love is giving him the remote...to your vibrator.
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10-07-2012 08:41
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I love how perfect you aren't.
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10-07-2012 08:31
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love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones
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10-07-2012 00:52 by Eddy
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I turn every sexual experience into a love try angle.
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10-06-2012 11:39
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If you don't feel the love on Facebook then you're stalking the wrong people.
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10-06-2012 10:13 by Baddie
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there are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who love beer and idoits...
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10-05-2012 18:18
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This b itch that started the whole "You can't hurry love" bullsh-it obviously gave terrible blow jobs.
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10-05-2012 15:24
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Our love making is great but it's the talking, cuddling and intimacy I enjoy the most…..ok, she's gone. It's really the sex!!
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10-04-2012 11:43
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When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.

Love is such a strong word But then again, so is C*NT
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10-03-2012 16:53 by Jackoo
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"A gripping tale of love and survival..." is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M.
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10-03-2012 08:05 by SEAN
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love just isn't enough to keep two people together. You need money too to finance that shingding.
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10-02-2012 15:00
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Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.

If love is a battlefield, and love is also blind, it makes sense why the outcome is always a huge disaster.
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10-02-2012 09:44
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Just wrote my wedding vows, it says, "I'll love & respect you, for fear of the death penalty for murder." Incase anyone wants to propose...
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10-02-2012 09:28
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You say "love means never having to say you're sorry" What I hear is that essentially your love is a narcissistic sociopathic minefield.
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10-02-2012 07:51 by Baddie
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Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there
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10-01-2012 22:32 by BEGO
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