santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   ‎"Girl, you must have farted, cuz you blew me away"--Using this pick up line as soon as the opportunity presents it self lmfao

   It"s ok to pretend you're Irish on St. Patrick's Day. You pretend you're good on Christmas, don't you?

   Friendships are wonderful adventures. They surprise and delight as nothing else can! Just when you think you know the person well, some new wonderful part of them presents itself. Enjoy your many friendships and treasure them for the gift that they are! T

   With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!

   Christmas 2011 : Justin Bieber Barbie

   Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.

   still has the christmas tree up in her room. I'm not a procrastinator, just an over achiever.

   I get fewer Valentines than Christmas cards. ....I got one Christmas card

   I was driving around today and the sun was out and the snow is melting so I think it's time to take your Christmas decorations down now.

   It's February. Think now may be a good time to take down your freakin' Christmas lights? Hmm?

   Little Johnny wrote to Santa, "I want a baby brother for christmas." Santa wrote back' "Send me your Mother. '

   I would like to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of my Polish friends..

   I got an iPod for Christmas, gave my son an iPad, gave my gf an iRon

   Don't you just hate how you finally get Christmas all put away and it's already time to put up the Martin Luther King decorations??...?

   January: that special time of the year when a children's Christmas toys & their parents are BOTH broke..

   I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

   liked to climb trees as a kid....until I fell and broke all the Christmas presents.

   Dear Santa, Let me explain about last year..

   I've always been suspicious of people who operate their Christmas lights after New Years day.

   reading Santa's Naughty Girls list...... Thank you Wikileaks