santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   wishes I would have got a new cell phone from Santa this year.. This rotary texting is really a drag.

   I am the ghost of Christmas Passed Out.

   I wonder if Santa's "list" goes from 12/25-12/25, or does the new list start on January 1st? I think we have a few days to be bad that aren't on record...

   Hey John its your grandmother. Could you tell me how to work this cell phone you got me for Christmas? ~ Sent via payphone.

   Thinking about celebrating Christmas a week after Christmas for now on. Then I will be able to buy the same gifts at 60% off!

   What's the defference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's LOL

   Whew.....I am officially done wrapping all of my presents for Christmas in 2011. Thank you 'person who thought of re-gifting'

   loves the Daisy air rifle he got for Christmas and is anxiously awaiting the first Jehovah's Witness to come to the door!

   Pointing And LOLing, At Kids Falling Off Their New RipStik They Got For Christmas.

   Dear Santa, I don't recall asking for a bigger butt for Christmas. It's not that I don't appreciate all the gifts that you brought me, but I'd just like to know... can I exchange it for a smaller size?

   Only 364 shopping days till Christmas..

   Well lets see for Christmas I bought the iPhone,iPad,iTouch.... now iBroke,iHomeless and iRegret...

   And as another Christmas ends my mind drifts and once again, I'm thinking like a six year old. Only 364 days to go.

   For this is a special time when family And friends get togetherfor fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of holidays and always!!!

   its your birthday too today? well this is for christmas AND your bday !

   Dear kids, There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Sincerely: WIKILEAKS

   Santa does not get milk and cookies at my house. Beer and pretzels it is. I figure after several million gulps of milk and enough cookies to cause a diabetic coma, a beer would be refreshing.

   hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.

   May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.

   : OK, I didn't get what I want for Xmas.... I'm coming after you FAT MAN IN A RED SUIT!!! And don't think I'm not gonna egg your sleigh either!