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   messageicon no terrorist, but he has blown up his underwear a time or two.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 12:34 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon 's steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 12:49 by chuckg Comments (2)  

   messageicon a little upset about this potential ban on four loko. Aren't they aware that breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 10:57 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon never knew they mined for chili. You learn something new every day.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 13:06 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting a little fed up with politics. I'm thinking about joining that Long Island Iced Tea Party movement.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 09:47 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you just hate how you finally get Christmas all put away and it's already time to put up the Martin Luther King decorations??...?
←Rate | 01-05-2011 16:32 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks farmville is o.k. but pharmville is a blast.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 10:31 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon called Rick Astley last night to see if I could borrow some of his Disney Pixar dvds. He said "sure, no problem, you can have anything you want", but I'm pretty sure he's never gonna give me "Up."
←Rate | 03-01-2011 09:34 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon will never be able to enjoy a nice chianti again thanks to Hannibal Lechter. He totally fuched it up for me.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 10:29 by chuckg Comments (0)  

   messageicon 's school bus was so short, they had to put two fat kids in the back to keep it from tipping forward.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 12:53 by chuckg Comments (0)  


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