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Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 01:41 PM
But I'm inside you Scooter. I'm what makes you pull on your pee pee and fantasize about raping your dog. There's no escaping from me.
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 01:47 PM
OK, wanna make out?
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 01:58 PM
Scooter has alot of religion in him. Especially when he gets me to bum rape him after church.
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 02:31 PM
U guys are screwed up.. Like, seriously? How old are you? How are people supposed to know what has or not already been posted? Its funny how u guys get so offensive over the dumbest things... Get a life!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 03:48 PM
Rounders is such a attention whore. fake rounders fake rounders. first of all tj called you out on another post of mine about saying fake rounders, when you put all the rounders comments. secondly real or fake, when someone see's the name rounders they instantly stop caring, and laugh at how pathetic the "real rounders" is. oh and by the way that movie is like 10 years old, and it sucked!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 03:51 PM
I do believe it is spelt typical not topical ya dumb ass
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 03:56 PM
Spell check - the word is TOPICAL !!!!(i.e of current interest). Do you Yanks not own dictionaries ? How excruciatingly embarrassing to correct someone - AND BE WRONG !!!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:02 PM
Thats such a dumb thing to pick on, really! How old are u 12?
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:03 PM
Will - by "halloween" I was referring to October 31st, trick or treat, etc - not the crap film. Are you really that stupid ? I think Cole's fist has moved so far up your arse that it's damaged your brain....
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:18 PM
Are you really that stupid? I'm talking about rounders the movie dipsh!t. to quote some silly f[at]g on this website..... How excruciatingly embarrassing to correct someone - AND BE WRONG !!!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:22 PM
I didn't realise there had been a movie called the Real Rounders, though your comment was rather cryptic (and typically unfunny). Anyway, my mistake....
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:25 PM
You can't even make an arguement interesting, I'm growing bored with you. Go crawl back under your rock scumbag.
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:48 PM
Is this an arguement - I mean argument ? Bit one-sided don't you think - and we both know which way. Actually you may have evened the score with the inspired "scumbag" insult. That's really got to me.....
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 07:18 PM
Will, I don't take anything you say seriously. You're just an idiot who has internet access.
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 09:31 AM
Good thing this site is for being serious diPsh!t. And good thing nobody's cares what you say, go cuddle with rounders.
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 09:38 AM
FYI we only cuddle after sex, and the last time we buttfukd eachother was last week. TYVM!
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 09:39 AM
Sorry my dik is so little baby, these enzyte pills need to kick in already
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 09:40 AM
It's okay my gay lover. your three inches plus my three inches would make a real mans penis.
Friday January 28, 2011 @ 10:35 AM
I fell on the floor laughing sat this joke .... 40 YEARS AGO !
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 01:30 PM
Scooter won't approve of this one bit.. Also this is posted several times already.