santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   I'll be spending most of today putting Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations...

   It looks like my town's Home Depot is dressing up as Christmas for Halloween ,,,,,,, Really?

   Why are Halloween costumes so skanky??? Sorry Christmas, "ho ho ho" is now a more appropriate greeting for Halloween...

   Time to go out and pretend I'm putting up Christmas lights I never took down from last year.

   I think my neighbor it drunk, he is taking his Christmas lights down!

   I can't decide whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie.

   It looks like your supermarket is dressing up as Christmas for Halloween.

   Seen a baby wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't exist, but that's okay, because I can't read."

   If ‘ifs' and ‘buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

   santa was right when he looked at you and said "ho ho ho"

   Nothing says to a robber, "I have brand new never before opened electronics piled up in my living room." Like a Christmas tree.

   I'm collecting every toy that the neighbors kid throws in my yard, I already have tons of Christmas presents for my nieces and nephews this year!

   Why is "Children in need" always towards christmas time? Having to give gifts to the kids I already know is hard enough, but I have worked it out, their more happy with an empty box then the gift...

   My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss

   I didn't sleep very well last night. everybody's going to get a shamwow and pajama jeans for christmas. damn you infomercials!!!!

   Christmas is my favorite four months of the year.

   Congrats on ur Bar Mitzvah. Today you r a man, which you'll now illustrate by going apes*** over presents.

   4 out of 5 bubble baths result in Santa Claus beards.

   I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays.

   I predict that if, by 21 December 2012, the world doesn't end, I'll still have to buy christmas gifts..