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   messageicon happy and I knew it and then I clapped my hand, everyone thought I was weirdo :/
←Rate | 10-03-2011 10:26 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
←Rate | 11-15-2011 12:00 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part of me thinks I get angry easily, the other part wants to beat the crap out of it for thinking that.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 13:06 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.” ― Rodney Dangerfield
←Rate | 10-25-2011 16:02 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 15:58 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The reason why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
←Rate | 10-25-2011 15:59 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you keep walking backwards, you will eventually fall over the hurdles you have already crossed in your life.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 07:14 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, Time to play word scrabble. "PNEIS"! Did you get spine? Like hell you did, you pervert
←Rate | 10-28-2011 16:56 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You see your family whole year, holidays are for your bartender !!" - Moe Syzlak
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:18 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people could read minds and two people were reading each other's mind, so wouldnt they be reading their own mind reading the opposite mind reading their own mind reading the opposite mind ..............
←Rate | 11-13-2011 09:37 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night and told the locals that one but the locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 18 and I'm 27. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 16:21 by Muzammil Comments (0)  



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