love Funny Status Messages

   Every branch is full of hard-working intelligent people that always has our best interest in mind...I love the way our government it run. Are you getting this NSA?

   I keep trying to find love on all the wrong websites.

   Never date someone that you don't really like. the desire to be wanted is different from the desire to be with the one you love

   I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.

   I love pillow talk as much as the next guy but saying "Put your needle in my haystack" isn't exactly a confidence builder.

   You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?

   Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke

   Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

   If love had a smell, it would smell like pizza & puppy breath.

   "I love speaking for others" --- ventriloquists

   How to politely answer to an insult: "I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did..."

   Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

   "I'd LOVE to lick your mackerel but I CAN'T! Michael Douglas says it'll give me throat cancer!"

   what I won't do for love......i might do for a klondike bar~!!!

   How to murder someone: tell them you love them so much, and then go on to forget about their existence.

   I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser ツ

   If you love something, set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies though. Or killer bees or pretty much any domesticated animal into the wild. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love, I'd probably do for a Klondike bar.

   I love science too. But not enough to warrant profanity.

   Shut your legs love, I can smell your issues from over here.