love Funny Status Messages

   The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

   I'd trade my heart for a liver. Less love and more alcohol.

   Women love compliments. Unless it’s about her hairy chest or her moustache. Then you’ll get hit in the face with a handbag.

   Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!..

   Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Where I'm going, if I'll fall in love, what I want in life... Then I pull up my pants and flush the toilet.

   A Real Man Shows His Love To His Woman Daily. He Needs No Special Occasions, Holidays Or Her Birthday, He Just Spontaneously Does Things

   Love with no expectations in return and you will know how to love yourself more than anyone could in this screwed up world.

   What's the word for when someone realize that they love you after it's too late? Oh yeah, "get lost loser".

   Locks of love should just visit my shower.

   That uneasy moment when you cant remember if you like her, miss her, hate her, love her, if you know her...

   Making love is just a fancy way of saying missionary.

   If you love something let it go, and if its doing better than you, try and ruin its life.

   I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom.

   From the moment I saw you, I wanted 2 be inside You, The way you smell, The way your tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....Gotta love new sneakers.

   I love rude waiters/waitresses...I don't have to be GUILTY for not tipping them. I only had money for the food anyway

   If on Father's day you don't post a picture of your dad carrying you as a baby, I'm not sure you really "love" him.

   I love my smile! It's best though when it's reflected back on the faces of others!

   Don't fall in love. Fall into a fire. Its less painful.

   Women are like cats. Rub them right and they'll love you, on occasion.

   Commercial idea : shaq in front of a mirror singing "love shaq, baby love shaq" into a hairbrush