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There's no doubt that a man's mind is behind Facebook. Why? Because it will ask you "What's on your mind?" and then it will put a limit on how long your status can be. 
told my girl her breath smells like al sharptons car seat ....couch tonight....(db)
Guys that watch Jersey Shore are gay.
Why people comment on Pics saying sht like: I like this... thats why the "Like" button is there.
Free to a any home (good or bad): Prime Minister David Cameron & Chancellor George Osbourne. If interested don't contact the people of the UK... Just take them. PLEASE!!!!
Why do people point at a clock and say “Is that the time?” and your thinking, “Nah mate its a Hamburger, Have a Bite
how can Facebook ask “whats on my mind” then have a limit on how long your status can be ?
setting the temperature of his room to "room temperature". It seems to be the best temperature for his room.
gonna wear his camouflage underwear, to support my troops.
Telling me to calm down is the only guaranteed way to piss me off.
She would rather have a best friend for a lifetime, then a boyfriend for a week...
off to Mamby-Pamby land in search of self-confidence.
the closest thing we ever got to a 3D movie was my friends Donkey punching me while watching Rocky
s Akon 2006 "I wanna f**k you" .. Akon 2008 " I wanna make love right now na na na" .. Akon 2010 "I just had sex!" .. poor guy waited 4 years!
Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked at a potato and figured out how to drink it, Genius! but now I'm worried about Banana milk shake...
you say it best when you say nothing at all
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This might sound like an a-hole thing for me to say, but I think I could take Muhammad Ali now.
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills! So why don't you have another.
thinking that it was not a good ideal to eat a glazed donut over my keyboard...
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