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Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
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02-17-2011 20:43 by
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just stubbed my toe so hard that I called my ex gf that I haven't spoken to in 3 years and broke up with her again.
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02-17-2011 20:37 by
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Remember: warning labels exist because someone failed at using the product correctly. scary when you think about windshield sun covers and the warning "do not drive while intact"
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02-17-2011 20:37 by
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Mosquito: an insect that makes you like flies better.
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02-17-2011 20:19
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People who pimp out pick up trucks , is like dressing your little boy up in girls clothes.
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02-17-2011 20:17
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To be honest, I'm just fishing for compliments tonight.
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02-17-2011 20:10
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Since wishing for more wishes isn't allowed, why not wish for more magic lamps?
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02-17-2011 19:25
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Please tell your booty to stop calling me! Its over, it needs to accept it and move on.
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02-17-2011 19:24
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I think for just about everybody, at some point in your life, there's one teacher you had a secret crush on. For me, it's my wife's aerobic teacher.
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02-17-2011 18:51
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Today at the NASCAR race they drove around in an oval for about 4 hrs! Next week, same thing.
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02-17-2011 18:48
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couldn't get a girl even if he bathed in chocolate and wore clothes made of $1,000 bills
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02-17-2011 18:00
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Quit while you're ah
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02-17-2011 17:21 by
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I can't listen to "Right Now" by Van Halen anymore, because all I can think of is Crystal Clear Pepsi.
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02-17-2011 16:39 by
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Dry clean only...means I will never ever wash this.
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02-17-2011 16:02 by
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Just met one of those people that start laughing at things you said 10 minutes ago....because they just "got it"
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02-17-2011 15:05 by
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Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right
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02-17-2011 15:05 by
abbybaby34
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Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is..
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02-17-2011 15:02
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Yesterday the house was clean, sorry you missed it.
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02-17-2011 15:01
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Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
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02-17-2011 15:01 by
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Save a baby seal...Club a liberal.
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