love Funny Status Messages

   With my luck, the love of my life was on that plane.

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,probably because generally they are the same people!

   Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

   I've always had this fantasy to make love to two women......... Like, in the same year

   I'm capable of love but i'm also capable of diarrhea so it's back to square one with me

   I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!

   If by baby you mean dog, then yes I'd love to see pictures of your baby!

   I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts.

   Once she gets out of the 'spraying my face with mace' phase in our relationship she will get a better understanding of my love for her

   The ONE true love that makes you a sandwich and forgets that you are gluten intolerant

   To address the rumors, yes I am in love, yes it's with Tacos, and no you can't judge me.

   We men love two women; the one is the creation of our imagination and the other is not yet born.

   I know its true love when I like you even when I'm sober.

   I love you to pieces is a creepy way to tell someone you love them and would also like to dismember them

   If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to sh*t.

   It pays to network: today, take time to call up every one of your business associates and just tell them that you love them.

   You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk. . .

   "Love me. Love me more. More. More. More! Damn you over did it, bye!" - Women

   wow I love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck

   what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em