"new york" Funny Status Messages

   “Happy New Year 2000! Have a fantastic year, and successful 2000!” - New York Alzheimer's Society

   When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of chocolate covered toothpaste.

   The New York City protesters look like GOD picked up a Wallmart and dumped it on Wall Street.

   As Anti-Wall Street protests spread outside the New York Stock Exchange over the corporate greed in America, pitchforks were up by 8 3/4 and torches by 7 1/2 points

   I noticed the storm track seems to be somewhere between the moon and New York City!

   Did you hear? Hurricane Irene is going to slam into New York City like Lindsay Lohan slamming into the sidewalk in front of a nightclub.

   I can't decide if this thick orange sky color over New York is beautiful or too close to a chemical attack of some sort.

   The heat wave continues! It's so hot in New York City that the Statue of Liberty was asked to blow out her torch.--Joan Rivers

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry

   Not sure what's going on. C-3PO and R2-D2 just abruptly took off in a cruiser and said they were headed to New York.

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN... I'm hungry

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

   If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.

   I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!

   "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" - New York City's most hated cab driver

   Boston fans always bring up the total team salary of New York when the Yankees lose, yet they never mention Red Sox have MLB's 2nd highest payroll and still failed to qualify for playoffs. Translation = Yankees spend wisely, Red Sox do not. Case rested.

   Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.

   How is illegal to talk on phone while driving in new york but its legal for the guy from cash cab to host a television show while driving?

   Thinking about moving to New York and setting up a mobile bacon sandwich stand about a couple of blocks from Ground Zero.