friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.

   Not to worry Obama will fix everything while he's on vacation in Rio this weekend......

   I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week.

   Daylight Saving Time this weekend but try not to lose any sleep over it

   I hope we have a good weekend before the end of the world !!

   Just clubbed a Chik-Fil-A Cow with my Louisville Slugger and is now planning a rip roarin' BBQ this weekend and you're all invited...you're welcome.

   Happy Kissing Friday Today..and tomorrow...Happy Coldsore Saturday....:)

   I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

   At the mall this weekend.... The angry parents screaming for their son "Marco!!!" did not find it amusing when I kept yelling "POLO!!!" back at them from my dressing room.

   This weekend I will be drinking in Dog Beers, that way it doesn't sound like I am such a lush.

   Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday

   This weekend: The Oscars, who will make the best dressed list? Who cares? The question I want answered is who will make the best undressed list!

   Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed

   Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!

   Hmmmm. Egypt's people actually protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend? ;)

   tappin in the sugar bush this weekend...if ya know what I mean. ;0)

   The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!

   Hmmmm. Egypt's people protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend?

   Friend: Who r you going for in the Superbowl? Me: Um, the Superbowl was last weekend. Friend: Ya, but isn't there several? Me: No dude, there's only one.....i think your thinking of baseball...

   Over the weekend, Dallas gave Michael Vick the key to the city. What's next for Vick -- an award from PETA?