trump Funny Status Messages

   If Trump wins I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.

   Vote Trump and let's get started repairing America.

   don't forget, I'm also just a girl; dressed upas a slutty nurse; standing in front of a boy; dressed up as Donald Trump; asking him to finger bang her in the alley before she sobers up.

   Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...

   Number of times Trump has been under Federal investigation: 169, Hillary - 1. Seems like an easy choice to me...

   Its OK that you are voting for Hillary. In fact when Trump wins, you retards will get much better medical treatment.

   Scary Halloween costume idea: nobody having more respect for women than Donald Trump.

   Meh,,, I guess I'm not against Hillary Clinton taking a drug test?... I'm MORE concerned about the GOP taking a drug test for allowing Donald Trump to be the nominee.

   So, If the media doesn't cover Hillary Clinton's emails because they say they are Private Conversations, Do they believe Donald Trump consented to have his conversations recorded and saved for future use by NBC? Just wondering.

   Trump's 2nd season "Im a winner" will be airing on 2020.

   "Donald Trump is the greatest!" I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.

   There's like nothing stopping any of us from booking a room at a Trump hotel and canceling 24 hours in advance.

   Hillary bumped into Trump on the way to the White House and she said "Pardon me"...He Replied, "You want another Pardon?"

   Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...

   Donald Trump wants to keep us in suspense about the survival of our democracy and orderly change of government.... I can't wait!

   People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites

   To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .

   Stop comparing rap lyrics to what Trump said. Now I feel like I can't enjoy 2 Live Crew's music until I know their stance on global warming.

   Why are we surprised? Trump won't even accept the results of his own hairline.

   Everyone is wondering which White House room Melania Trump plans to turn into a brazilian wax studio.