trump Funny Status Messages

   So, is Donald Trump going to slap a tariff on Mail-Order Brides from China? Asking for a friend.

   There is not another human being on the planet, whose death will cause more celebration, than Donald Trump. When he drops dead, the planet will cheer in unison. Because he is human garbage.

   Look at that, one day into office and Trump ended Global Warming

   The LA fires are just nature's way of helping motivate those who claimed they'd move out of the country if Trump got elected.

   This Just In: Jimmy Carter to skip Trump Inauguration.

   In Canada, we start the New Year with resolutions. Trump starts with delusions.

   Trump says he’s all about fresh starts for the New Year—except for his hairline, that stays the same.

   If the president-elect (Donald Trump) wants Canada as the 51st state, we’ll send him a box of Snow, Poutine, and Free Speech to remind him we’re better off up north.

   Donald Trump is a Tarrifist !

   If you get an email with the subject Nude Pictures of Melania Trump, don't open it. It might be spam. And if you get an email with the subject Nude Pictures of Kamala Harris, don't open it. It might be nude pictures of Kamala Harris.

   If your neighbor happens to have a Trump/Vance sign in their yard, be a good neighbor and make sure you check on them! Sometimes its too late to notice mental health illnesses until it's too late!

   Amazing Fact: Donald Trump has been shot at more times than Tim Walz.

   We need gun control we almost lost Trump

   Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.

   Rapey McForehead gave Trump one vote for Speaker of the House. Trump called the clerk and said, "I just need you to find me 217 more votes."

   Without Trump in the White House, I don't think I'll have the will to live.

   I love Trump so much, I'm willing to make up anything in order to make Joe Biden look bad. Come back Trump, I can't live without you!!!

   Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.

   Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.

   Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.