Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Jim H. kids: Dad, can we go to Disney World with Uncle Joe?

   And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.

   Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...

   There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights

   "I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis

   Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey

   Wine me, dine me, 49 me

   Was that a Budweiser or Burger King Commercial?

   Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.

   It took 3 hours and 36 minutes but the Niners finally scored a touchdown!"

   During the outage the Harbaugh brothers built a pillow fort

   been watching the Puppy Bowl. What's I miss??

   I just heard Beyonce might come back out on the field and sing, "♫♪♫ Can you pay yo Bills?, Yo Stadium Bills....♫♪♫ "

   You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.

   Wow, New Orleans sure is black!

   My bad. My teenage daughter unplugged the lights to plug in her phone charger...

   there must have been a San Francisco fan at Buffalo Wild Wings who hit the lights button.

   Jim Harbaugh knocks out half the power in the Superdome trying to unplug the scoreboard.

   FB just set a record for most people online ever in the last 30 minutes!!

   Did Ray Lewis kill the lights too?