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   I hate seeing people who owe me money post pics of all they bought on Black friday

   You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!

   Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....

   I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   Black Friday? Don't they already get February?

   Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls

   Everyone is talking about Black Friday, I havent even seen the previews! Is that the new Kim Kardashian documentary?

   Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have

   Since the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the yr & it's called "black Friday" & the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest bar nite of the yr I'm declaring it "black out Wednesday"

   I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...

   Black Friday... a special time to keep Capitalism in Christmas

   People think I'm sleeping in this tent to see that stupid Twilight movie, I'm just first in line for Black Friday.

   My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.

   Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.

   if Satruday is Small Business Saturday, then black Friday is Fortune 500 Friday!!

   Anything that requires my presence before 4 pm on a weekend is an obligation, not recreation...

   Ready, Set, Weekend !

   Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..

   It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same