Friday Funny Status Messages

   DEVELOPING NEWS: The U.S. Government is shutting down....IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT DEVELOPING NEWS: I've already started DRINKING!!!! The Government can tax me, but they can't ruin my FRIDAY!!!

   So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?

   Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.

   Happy Kissing Friday Today..and tomorrow...Happy Coldsore Saturday....:)

   Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday

   Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed

   Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!

   The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!

   OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......

   has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!

   It's FRIDAY!!! CARPE SCROTUM . . . seize the day by the balls!!!

   Dear Wednesday, I sincerley hate you. Your nothing compared to Friday !!

   now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.

   "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"

   #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!

   I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.

   usually enjoys Black Friday shopping after he's eaten a heapin' helping of baked beans and broccoli.