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   messageicon I didn't know Peyton and Phillp Seymour Thomas were that close...
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone tell the Broncos what time the game started?
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:04 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Omaha just changed its name to East Seattle.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe they made us watch that to get to the halftime show
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Until now I never really thought of pistachios as 'creepy'
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice throw Peyton
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another first half blowout? *waits for the lights to go out*
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon omawho ??
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peyton faggging
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Demarryus thomass
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best play of this game so far is when Joe Namath's coin toss was intercepted by the ref
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for the light too go off
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boycott Cheerios
←Rate | 02-02-2014 19:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russell Wilson will blow it like all black leaders just watch
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" -he got it from twittterr
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the black guys lose
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" Without being judged by the guys.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:41 by Scoleman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice catch peyton
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gay
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon First jokess are in..... Why did the referee forget to ask the teams head or tails before the coin toss?.....stay tune!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:34 by Jitney Comments (0)  




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