Funny Status Message #144993

X says Went for a swim b*tch'ed slaped a whale, handcuffed lighting threw thunders @$$ in jail
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# 127639 When I was six, my dad threw me into the pool thinking I would instantly learn to swim. I probably would if it had water in it.

←Rate | 02-06-2014 21:06

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