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X "My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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←Rate | 05-13-2011 19:17 by maria | Tags: Approved
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