Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Rest in piece Joan Rivers, someone who was very real and completely fake at the same time.

   Wanna hear a joke? Your love life.

   If Jennifer Lawrence really wanted to keep her photos private, she should've kept them hidden in Lois Lerner's email.

   I have tweets with one or no stars,, so yes Grandpa, I can imagine what the Vietnam war was like

   Read an interesting article about the "iPod" at the doctor's office today.

   Joan Rivers may have been too old to be an organ donor, but be on the lookout for some fresh new faces on your local mannequins.

   I wonder if Joan Rivers is an organ donor or a mannequin donor? ....

   All Yoga becomes "Hot Yoga" once the down dog pose starts.

   One of Americas most beloved mannequins passed away today #RIPJoan

   Will Joan Rivers be buried or recycled?

   Joan Rivers passed away at 81, but her face was only 12. . .

   An ancient tampon was found in a cave in the Yucatan... Archaeologists are not sure which period it's from. The Doctor said, he saw something like that during Joans Rivers operation!

   Joan Rivers RIP. Its a big co-incidence it happened soon after your stark remarks about Gaza. God watches everything. Take a hint atheists

   "Don't look at me like I'm crazy when I ask if your store caries Ancient Indian Burial Ground Test Kits..." - Joan Rivers

   lol no thanks,,, my tires rotate themselves every day

   Remember when Joan Rivers didnt look a day over $225,000

   Dead Joan Rivers jokes are so 1933.

   I took my kid to a Speech Pathologist today but I'm not sure he's really a Dr. All he said was "Say it, don't spray it."

   R.I.P Joan Rivers, May your non-biodegradable body poison the ground for the next thousand years like your personality has poisoned all of society for the last thousand.

   RIP Joan Rivers. She was 80 years old. Her nose was 31, and her lips sadly were only 22. So young!