Monday Funny Status Messages

   Thinks MONDAY would be a good name for a Pitbull....BAD MONDAY.....BAD

   Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life!!!!

   pissed...I started off with a manic Monday, but decided to have a funday instead...but then someone stole the 'n' outta my funday and it's just been a f.u.day!

   Monday Morning just logged me out due to inactivity...

   Monday morning is the time we go through photos from the weekend and figure out what the hell happened. I swear that goat said he had ID.

   Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge

   You know, there's one good thing about Monday and it's...... hmm.... wait... let me get back to you on that.

   Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.

   If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Satruday

   monday is a perfect day for my taxes to go up. Thanks Nancy!

   mourning the passing of Saturday & Sunday. *pours out a bit of coffee* "I enjoyed the times we had. You'll be sorely missed." *Glances at Monday.* *Monday stares back.* "Awkward."

   waiting for an orgy on monday.....when everyone will get screwed as soon as the results are declared...

   doesn't think that it was ever Benjamin Franklin's intention for us to give up an hour on a Saturday night... What's wrong with giving up the hour on Monday?

   Monday's are like bowel movements. Sometimes they pass smoothly and sometimes you have to get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!

   I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…

   Can't wait to celebrate James Earl Ray Day this Monday....

   Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye.

   • Do you know one good thing about Monday? ...I can't think of anything either. OK Monday, here I come.

   Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home..

   I always give 100% at work:13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday