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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. 
thinks life is unfair. So many rules; so little time to break them....
How can anybody call themselves a Life Coach when they haven't even played a whole game yet?
Unless life hands you water and sugar.. Your lemonade is gonna suck...
Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.
-- People often offer me incentives to quit smoking such as ......"Think of all the money you'd save".........Surely that'd just be the money i'd need to survive my longer life ?...
Friends are like computers : they enter into your life,saves you in their heart,formats your problems & never deletes you from their memory.
LIFE INSURANCE: a contract that keeps you poor so you can die rich
going to keep his Facebook account but delete his real life...
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
life is too short for regrets, so stop fighting ur enemies. Just get rid of them altogether. Dead men tell no tales...
life's a b!tch, then you marry one.
Moving sucks! Why hasn't anyone invented Copy and Paste for real life?
THERE IS A VIRUS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE ON FB. DO NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT ASK YOU TO PLAY FARMVILLE. SNOPES JUST CONFIRMED IT WILL CONTROL YOUR LIFE & TURN YOU INTO A LOSER. PLEASE REPOST THIS IN YOUR STATUS.
Three biggest tragedies in a mans life...Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't..
Do your best to limit the number of boundaries you set in life. Not everything you're looking for lies within that yellow tape.
just wants to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!!
A lot of people have made decisions about what I should do with my life; unfortunately, it hasn't worked out too well for them.
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown
you can get whatever you want in this life if you have self confidence,determination...and an AK-47 wz unlimited ammo.. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
