Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Shoot 4 more and we can take the whole week off - white folks
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01-19-2015 06:44
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I love you like white folks love the Kardashians.
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01-19-2015 01:57
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I wish I could talk to donkeys so I could be known as the ass whisperer.
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01-18-2015 22:30
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How much dope did the dope dealer deal when the dope dealer did deal dope?
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01-18-2015 22:30
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Respect cost you nothing.....but disrespect can cost you your mfn life
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01-18-2015 21:38 by fadolo
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I'm at an age where I no longer want to marry a doctor for his money, but rather for the prescription medications he can provide.
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01-18-2015 20:41
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Call me a critic but I would just about guarantee that the idiot selling seashells down by the seashore is a product of the No Child Left Behind Act.
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01-18-2015 14:44 by John Y
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Hey NFL, why all the domestic violence ads? We're not the ones beating up women, you are.
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01-18-2015 14:41
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24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
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01-18-2015 12:22
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You think the colts are going to win? You better Belichick yourself before you wreck yourself
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.
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01-18-2015 12:12
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I have a dream that one day I won't have to work on MLK Day.
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01-18-2015 09:57 by Jw12ems
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Q: how do you know your house was robbed by a white guy? A: When everything is still there.
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01-18-2015 09:11
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Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but names will never hurt me....simple advice to Islamic extremist, but it's hard to reason will those that believe there's a bevy of virgins waiting for them upon death
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01-18-2015 08:40 by Bob
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In the epic battle of good vs evil, politicians are double agents.
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01-18-2015 08:25
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If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!
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01-18-2015 06:32 by XX-FOXY
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"IT'S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
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01-18-2015 06:13 by Czovczov
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That girl who sells seashells by the seashore is a moron
I remember simpler times, when George Michael was straight, Prince was gay, and Catholic Priests could be trusted with young boys.
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01-17-2015 17:19 by John Y
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Just my normal Saturday, trimming my bonsai tree and teachin' the new kid in my building some karate