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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
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09-15-2015 06:54 by
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Industry has invented a machine which can pin point the exact location of any pungent smell. Dogs around the world are praising this device!
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09-15-2015 06:49
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1 out of every 3 Obama supporters are as stupid as the other two
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09-15-2015 04:06 by
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Washes entire car with the squeegee at the gas pump
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09-14-2015 21:57 by
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I think the winner should aspire to greater things than a chicken dinner...
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09-14-2015 20:37 by
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With all the seriousness going on in the world, its imperative I let you know that a sex addict can always beat his addiction
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09-14-2015 20:06 by
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The line was a little long at my pharmacy so I grabbed my cell phone and pretended to call someone. The line emptied quickly when I described my contagious rash and the fact that no doctor had found a medicine that would cure it yet. Good times.
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09-14-2015 17:16 by
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Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.
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09-14-2015 13:43
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I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
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09-14-2015 11:22
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I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check
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09-14-2015 11:22
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What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to "like" cream cheese on Face book?
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09-13-2015 19:49 by
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7 years ago I met the love of my life and have been blessed every day since then... I love you Nutella.
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09-13-2015 16:10
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Your feet & the inside of your car tell me everything about a woman.
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09-13-2015 08:02
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I find it extremely ironic that "strap on" is "no parts" spelled backwards.
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09-13-2015 05:22
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Behind every beautiful girl is the ugly relationship that made her scared to love again
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09-12-2015 23:18 by
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Before you knew it, the here and now was 30 yrs ago. . .
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09-12-2015 22:22 by
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When your surrounded by enemies the only thing to do is pull the pin on your grenade and smile!
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09-12-2015 19:03
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Pee is the enemy of sleep
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09-12-2015 11:46 by
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Talk to your kids about drugs. No, seriously. They have better connections.
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09-12-2015 11:17
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sees influx of duck face pics. *Unholsters NES Zapper
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