life Funny Status Messages

   Funny how Facebook is Fantasy Island for some. They pretend to be something they are not on FB but in real life are real douchebags!

   Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties.!!!!

   thinks if you do not have enough regret in your life, try shaving your head while living in Western PA.

   we often spend so much of money on buying clothes but never realize that some of the best moment in life is enjoyed without cloths!

   A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

   I just went through the "10 items or less" line with 12 items...THUG LIFE

   67.By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

   Life doesn't come with instructions, so why live as if it also comes with rules?

   so hungry i'm starin' at my candlestick hopin' he's come to life, sing me 'be our guest' n prepare me a dancing yummy feast !!

   Life without bears would be unbearable‏

   In life you don't have to have a certain number of friends, you just need a number of friends you can be certain of.

   The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.

   Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

   Time is your most precious gift, you only have a set amount of it. Time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.

   Don't let your life be hell, you get more than enough of that when it's over

   spring cleaning time. while your at it get rid of those people who are only bringin you down and taking up space in your life..

   Following the death of Eddie Stobart the other day, a film is being made of his life. It looks good, I've seen the trailer!

   One of the hardest things in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which to burn.!!!

   I onced climaxed to the sound of my own voice. It was one of the most beautiful moments of my life.

   Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth