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   messageicon how many people have gone to bed so angry with someone you've pretended to have a nightmare, just so you can roll over and punch them in the head
←Rate | 01-19-2010 17:46 by Brandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a distinct difference between power walking for fitness and power walking because you have to use the bathroom
←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:34 by brandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:31 by brandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people were dropped as a baby, but then there's some that were clearly thrown at the wall
←Rate | 05-10-2011 20:17 by Brandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I may have misunderstood my boss when she told me that she loved seeing me hard at work
←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:32 by brandy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue. after today, I need a xanex or 2..
←Rate | 03-27-2011 16:16 by brandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever get caught sleeping on the job..... slowly raise your head and say "in Jesus name, amen".
←Rate | 03-28-2011 19:22 by brandy Comments (0)  



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